Neil Armstrong might have been the first man on the moon,but it seems that he was also pretty nifty at hiding mementos from his time in space.
'The impacts are wide ranging.'
'There is literally no funnier way I could've imagined this.'
We'll have Uber Moon in no time, we're sure.
'This brings closure to what was a tragic and terrible event.'
'This man had a great deal of blood on his hands'